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Hi, this is a post. It was written by us. This is our new site. You probably never went to the old one because you fear boredom. This shiny new interface will massage your brain’s need for data and input. It may not be data and input that you necessarily need, but that is the defining characteristic of the internet itself. So just relax, sit back, and let us occupy your precious thought-space with our crap, edging out constructive information like chores and rules while wasting valuable inventing minutes. Excelsior!