
Chris HARDwick aNd Mike PHIRMan’s work has been downloaded millions of times over from the vast expanse of Earth’s Internet. They also regularly perform in front of people, sometimes at such highly-touted venues as the Improv, the Punch Line, the Aspen Comedy Festival, Seattle’s celebrated Bumbershoot Festival, SxSW and Coachella. They’ve also appeared inside your home via ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, MTV, and VH1’s I Love the [insert Generation X Demographic Era].
Hard ‘N Phirm are both able and eager to display their comedy wares with a non-stop hilarity smoothie of stand-up comedy, music and video.
They currently reside in Los Angeles and are nice.
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Elijah
Chris Hardwick is a sexy mutha. I used to fantasize about him while watching Singled Out when I was in middle school. I just saw him on VH1 and I was like, “where have you been all my life?” . Well I am married now, but that could easily be changed. Oh, and you guys are totally hilarious. Rock out.
Thanks, Chris, for hosting Wired Science, and bringing another rational voice to a wacked-out religious nation.
And I agree with Liz. Jenny may have been more over-the-top on Singled Out, but you stole the show, and you’re still one boyishly sexy dude. But I kinda miss your moppy hair and the way you sometimes tucked in your sweaters, and can’t find any photos to remember you by! Please – send me a pic of 90s tucked-in Chris!
How come you guys only have three comments up? You guys are way too cool to have only three comments. Maybe you guys go back and delete the crappy ones. Is this one of the crappy ones?
I love ham
I found your Radiohead medley on some random music blog a few years ago and promptly amazed all of my dorky friends with it. But it was only a few weeks ago that I realized the song was not from some one-hit-wonder bluegrass band. You guys are tricky!
Hey, I’m actually watching you guys on Comedy Central right now… Are you working with Keith on any of this?
Just saw the Comedy Central show and I hope you guys will hit Kentucky sometime soon, Great show!
I just found out about you guys tonight while watching your special. Where the hell have I been?? You guys are funny. Come to socal sometime soon.
where can i find sheet music or chords for your sappy love song?
My husband and I just saw you guys on Comedy Centeral. You are hilarious (I have no idea if I spelled that right, oh well). Can I seroulsly get a melodica (again, no clue about the spelling) on Ebay for $8? By the way, loved the American Dinosaur song. Do you plan on coming down to Phoenix?
I love you guys first off all. Second, I can’t find the “not illegal” song anywhere, and I want to use it as a checklist (next time I see the president, a fart will be going his way). I hope I see you two in Jersey soon
Thanks for not Following me home(You pointed in my general Area dring the “NOT ILLEGAL” Song)
Holy $H!T you’re Oliver Queen, I pretend to be Hal Jordan, I’m curently waring 4 Green Lantern Rings, that’s Fraqing Awesome. Hey how doyou guy’ feel aboutthe whole Captain America being Dead thing, I mean you guys seam patriotic, expecially during your AMERICAN DINOSAUR song.
I love you.
I love cute geeks that make me laugh that hard.
Please, please hurt me more!
You two sexy beasts are the BEST! I would do ANYTHING for you to autograph my guitar! please!?!?!!!
You guys are amazing. It is thanks to you that I learned the first hundred digits of Pi by heart. (But I can only repeat it if I sing it.)
PLEASE, for the love of God, PLEASE play a show in Michigan! And not in Detroit or Flint, but a place that one can go without fear! We love you here!
I am so absolutely in love with you guys. Actually, I have only seen one episode of your show. But Hard is totally my one true love. My absolute favorite song of all time is “Not illegal”. I swear, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. My dream is to see you guys perform in real-life. I love you sooooooooo much.
You guys need to come to MIchigan or Ohio or somewhere around there.
You guys are silly as hell. I can’t wait to see your new stuff.
“You’ve got
EYES inside of your eyehooolles,
you’ve got
LIPS infront of your teeeeeeth,
you’ve got
leee-iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeee, iii-eeegs!”
Chris can you talk to the guys at PBS to show Wired science in Virginia, I’ve seen some of the stuff on Youtube and just thought that it’ll be cool because since Attack of the Show got Munn on there I’ve been out of a Week-Daily show that talks about geeky and sciency stuff.
Happy Pi Day, Dr.Hal Jordan
I wish I had known about you guys earlier, you’re soo funny! Ever come out to the East Coast? We need some funny and sense out here in the bible belt!!! Eeek!!!
And we need Funny out in the “Ninja’s with Chainsaw Nunchaku” belt, We don’t go outside after 7, not after larry lost his Jijudum.
WOW, my last post had everything, a Dr.McNinja Reference, a Will Ferrel Reference and even a reference to ReBoot. I miss that show so much.
Better than Double posting, Triple posting……………… I’m lonely
Puts you L’s around my B’s and just S & S & S ‘em.
We want your instrument… and permission to perform your awesome comedic stylings at our talent show. Mind you, it’s in a year… but we ask now.. Specifically, the pi song… Keep it nice and hard as Flip Williams… so we can have babies… >.>…. <.<……
<3
It’s been a while, but I’m posting again, I’m eating Tabletop soups alot, thats really the only thing I have to say, I’ll post later in about 6 weeks.
Well I’m not eating Soups anymore. Not that I don’t like them, but it’s hot and I don’t like cold soup, and yeah….. My balls get hot….
I still think you guys are awesome.
I like your melodica Chris
Hey, it’s Lemphek here from Australia
Some friends and myself are really into The Pi Song, and would like to do an innoficial cover. If you could email us the lyrics, I’d love to show you what we come up with. Much respect.
Cheers, Josh Lemphek
Gladly! Check your email…