Join Us… Over Here.

9 02 2009

Hello!  Ready for a link to our Facebook band page?  Too bad:

(I hope you said “no”, otherwise what I wrote up there—that “Too bad”—doesn’t really make sense.  Hopefully you were distracted by all the pictures and such at the new Facebook band page, and didn’t notice the fallacy.

Of course, if you did say “no”… why?  I mean, I know the joke’s based on it, but, really, what’s up?  Do you just not like Facebook?  I get that, I suppose, especially if you’re a hardcore MySpace fan and have been fighting the migration to Facebook.  Which brings up something I hadn’t thought about:  what if you don’t have a Facebook account?  God, I hadn’t considered that.  Well, if that’s the case, well… of course you don’t feel ready—you’ve got a whole bunch of stuff to do.  We’ve just given you a chore.  You have to sign up for Facebook—pick out a name, upload a picture, decide what you want people to think your favorite films are, &c.  That’s a lot to throw at someone who just wanted to see what “Hard ‘n Phirm” was.  You didn’t know you’d have to sign up for anything.  You were definitely NOT ready for a link to our Facebook band page.

But you know what?  Knowing you, person reading the Internet, even though you don’t think you’re ready… you are.  You are ready.  I really believe that.  So go ahead… click it.)




4 responses

16 05 2009
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

So why aren’t you two playing PAX 2009?

Or are you, and this is all just some twisted and evil sort of suspense-building exercise?

And why weren’t you at PAX 2008? I take all the trouble to ride out there…

23 05 2009

We’d love to do it! Just… haven’t… yet…

13 08 2009
Funny Blog

Funny. Funny. Funny.

8 01 2010

I just want to say that the switch from Myspace to Facebook was too much for my friend.
Sadly… and yet somewhat funny, I can’t help but think that the last thing my friend was probably thinking about before the stroke hit… “Hard N Phirm”

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